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elixiroverdose:

egberts:

quilloh:

egberts:

yoall:

egberts:

evelyn, when your little jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?

a fireman

and larry, when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?

some guy in an ambulance

right! so, if we can all just pretend that squidward was a fireman, or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band!

YEAH FOR THE FIREMEN


slavocracy:

sorry white people but if you dont support mike brown & the people of fergusons’ protests in 2014 you probably wouldnt have supported abolition in the 1800s or civil rights movements in the 1960s & having the ability to recognize something as morally justified in hindsight something that has already been accepted by the mainstream as morally justified is nice for u but on all practical levels useless to everyone else 


irweed:

if u leak someone’s nudes u are a piece of shit


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